Joel: welcome to all things rock I’m Joel this is benji. I’ll being playing
some videos 2-nite. Benji will be looking a skirts.
Benji: Yes I will. *Pulls out skirt* This ones pretty
Joel: Your an idiot.
Benji: *holding up a dress to see how it looks on him then when he notices hes
on throws it behing himself)
Joel: Welcome back to All things Rock. Benji what were you doing?
Benji: Nothing just play the next vid
Joel: *talking*
Benji: *Walks up to Joel and puts a zebra cowboy hat on him*
Joel: *Starts laughing*
Benji: Joel asks like a car dealer.
Benji: Linkin Park
Joel: Builds Monasteries
Benji: The Ataris
Joel: Travels a lot
Benji: All Things Rock
Joel: will be rite back
Joel: Benji your stupid.
Joel: There is a vast area of bands out there. Benji made me say that.
Benji: I hang out with them.
Joel: You say that a lot.
Joel: who am I and what am I doing here?
Benji: *reads a post* well if you want to get a job do this.
Joel: hes good at this.
Benji: wear a nice tie all ways call them sir or mam and say you can bring good
assets to the job like good with customers even if u aren’t. I know I’ve had
many jobs.
Benji: I bet you thought the Pacifiers were the only band from New Zhealand
right Joel?
Joel: no actually I know some other………….
Benji: just say yes your ruining this.
Joel: Oh yes.
Benji: *quoting another band* Mother F**R beap that out MTV I dont want my mommy
to hear that. Sorry Mommy
Joel: Yeah Mom he was just quoting another band!!!!
*Talking bout the foo fighters drummer* Benji: He says that drumming is like
having sex….. yes it is
Joel: how would u know? Benji: I dunno Joel: its the best sex he’ll ever have!!
Joel: Benji will u stop interupting me and let me talk for once in my life.
Benji: I was watching All Things Rock a few nights ago *laughs*
Joel:haha not funny
Benji: anyway and I saw the evenescence video and remembered when I was holding
a girl off of this buliding and she fell and that sucked.
Benji: If you get the ltd edition Linkin Park cd you get shoes..
Joel: Benji you know thats not what you want to tell them just tell them what
you really want to.
Benji: what do I wanna tell them?
Joel: *Making fun of benji* I know mike from Linkin Park….this is how he knows
him he says hey mike and mike looks at him like who the hell are you.
Benji: but i really know him!!
Benji: The president and me were talking today I saw him going into the elevator
and he told me to move!!!
Benji: I eat my green beans and brocolli.
Benji: I was recently at a Deftones concert. I was crowd surfing and the song
stopped. I kept going and I was singing after the song stopped and you could
hear me…
Joel: Everyone stared.
Benji: They didn’t like it very much…That was a very awkward moment for me…
Joel: Awkward.
Benji: I was like, “All things rock! *cracks up* All things rock!” *shoves
bullhorns in camera lens*
Joel: Yea, that didn’t really happen, Benji’s a big-
Benji: Here’s the next video.
Benji {About Metallica}: Kirk Hammond said that there’s two secrets to their “longetivity”.
One is that they all like each other, the second is…viagra. Ha!
Joel: a-Ha!
Benji: Kirk, man, just kidding…*backs away from camera*
Joel: Don’t kill him.
Joel: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
Benji: Joel can count, and the All Things Rock Countdown is coming up.
Joel: I like it in the Jerry Maguire movie when he comes in and he says, “I’m
looking for my wife!”
Benji: *gets really close to the camera* I’m looking for my wife! *backs away*
You did that better, actually.
Joel: *shrugs*
Joel: *says something about the Deftones*
Benji: You are just a well of information, Joel.
Joel: What can I say, I love the Deftones! The Deftones ROCK!
Benji: They can be Queens of the Stone Age, we can be Kings of the Ice Age!
Joel: Argh!
Joel {About Queens of the Stone Age}: They’re gonna show you how they do it…DO
it? *raises eyebrow*
Benji: DO it…
Benji: I filled my dity
Joel: *laughs* {Apparently “dity” is a word for diaper}
Benji: Billy turned me on to Cold.
Joel: He…turned you on? *pinches his nipples*
Benji: He turned me on, and I just filled my dity again…with something else…
Benji: That was our band, Good Charlotte, at number one. Just kidding. Yea see I
switched #4 and #1 tonight…
Joel: #4 really means #1 tonight.
Benji: I actually auditioned to be the singer for Metallica when James got
burned. They needed a guy to fill in for a few days. *sings some Metallica*
Benji {About Mest}: Alcohol and them are never really far apart.
Joel: It’s like they’re married.
Benji: No offense to anyone in Florida, but I would rather live in an asscrack.
Benji: I wonder what it’s like to be a reject.
Joel: I wonder, Benj.
Benji: Tell me, Joel.
Joel: What do you have to do in order to be a reject?
Benji: Well, you have to wear tight pants and vintage t-shirts…*silence*
Anyways, here’s the next video.
Joel {About Vendetta Red}: Big props. *does the “raise the roof” dance*
Joel: Plus, some kick ass, killer…
Benji: Videos. BITCHIN’, bitchin’ videos.
Benji: Shatterday…I shat my dity…
Joel: It’s about that time.
Benji: Joel’s bedtime.
Joel: Thanks…
Benji: Sleepy Joely!
Joel: You are right in the middle of All Things Rock.
Benji: Actually, the cue card says “smack dab” in the middle.
Joel: Well, I didn’t wanna say “smack dab”!
Benji: Good deal.
Benji: *cell phone rings* Ahh, hold on, guys…Joel, you keep doing the show.
Joel: While Benji answers his phone, I’ll tell you about NFG’s video…
Benji: Hello? I’m shooting All Things Rock. It’s Maya from the Donnas…Yea, I’m
shooting the show.
Joel: Tell her to watch New Found Glory’s video.
Benji: Joel says watch NFG.
Benji: We have an audience here tonight.
Joel: Yea, so we tell jokes every once in a while, try to make ‘em laugh.
Benji {to Joel}: I remember that time I got this ninja sword, and I cut your
head off. Remember that?
Joel: Yeah, and remember when I got that 45 and I was shooting at you?
Benji: Yeah, that was crazy!
Benji: I dropped a piano on Joel one time…it was crazy….
Benji: Joel is from Romania.
Joel: *confused smile*
Joel: That was The Young and The Hopeless flying 2 spots to number
7………….I had nothing to do with that.
Benji: Just to clarify, since we are the hosts, that would be dishonest,
wouldn’t it?
Joel: Yes, and we never do anything dishonest, do we?
*the boys stuff cd’s and records up their shirts*
Benji: No, NEVER!!!
Joel: We fight all the time. It’s like, we used to have the cops show up at our
house, and it was like this white trash house and the cops would be
there…{referring to fights when the twins were younger}
Benji: {talking about one of Staind’s past album covers}
Joel: I know when my life isn’t going so swell, I like to stab bibles and hang
barbie dolls, too.
Benji: No, you don’t.
Joel: {evil look} Yea but it sounds evil though, doesn’t it?
Benji: *shakes head* Here’s Staind, “Price to Play”.
Benji: {talking about the Evanescence video for “Bring Me To Life”} Amy Lee had
to hire a stunt double for all of the falling that had to be shot, but the
double hurt herself on the first take. So what they did is they hired Joel.
That’s actually Joel there wearing that dress falling from that building. No,
I’m kidding, it was actually Amy Lee herself.
Joel: But I think I look better in that dress than she does, don’t you? *runs
his hand down his chest*
Benji: *shakes head* Here’s Evanescence falling from a window falling to
#10…you like that, huh? How I did that falling/falling thing? Oh…forget it,
here’s the video.
Joel: This post comes from GCchick20…
Benji: Joel’s old screen name!
Joel: Welcome to All Things Rock, I’m one half of your hosts, Joel.
Benji: Yes, and I am the better half, Benji.
Joel: If you’ve been keeping track, you know we’re at #2. If not, start paying
more attention.
Joel {about the Deftones}: I only know their singles *flashes a HUGE smile*
Benji: I ran over Joel’s face with a car…
Benji: We’re finished with our tour with New Found Glory…
Joel: MxPx…Less Than Jake…
Benji and Joel Together: The Movielife *both look at each other and shake their
heads*
Joel {about Staind}: Deep thoughts…
Benji: {rambling about Staind}
Joel: They should write a book…
Benji: {talking}………..I like that song off their last album called
umm…umm…”Epiphany” that’s it!!
Joel: That’s good for you, Benj…
Benji: I thought that was a VERY well written song…
Joel: *shakes head*
Joel: This is the #6 video. It’s coming from Cold, it’s called “Stupid Girl”.
It’s about Benj. *points to Benji*
* the boys are talking in game show host voices lol*
Benji: The White Stripes rock…
Joel: Yes they do…rock…
Benji: The White Stripes…
Joel: ROCK! The White Stripes…
Benji: Rock…
Joel {singing White Stripes}: “I fell in love with a girl!!!” {He’s doing it in
a funny voice, he kinda sounds retarded lol…}
Benji {about Cold member Scooter’s trip to Hawaii}: Scooter, take me with you. I
want to go to Hawaii…where there are girls there willing to luau me…{luau is
pronounced LAY lol}
